Once upon a time there was a girl named Florence, but everyone called her Flossy or Floss. When she became a grandmother everyone called her Momma, and Momma she was for the rest of her 83 years.
There once was a girl named Catherine. She wanted to be more glamorous so she started writing her name with a “K” instead of a “C” like Katherine Hepburn. And glamorous she was all of her 92 years.
And once there was a girl named Becky, who sewed and knitted and made books, and gave Flossy and Kate all manner of weird, ugly and strange craft projects throughout the years, which they always very patiently told her were wonderful and amazing. Thanks, ladies.